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March 01, 2005

Subway Reading: B.P.R.D. The Dead and Conan

B.P.R.D. art by Guy Davis

Rather than get into lengthy reviews of these two books, I am going to take a page from my secret identity as a corporate drone and give you my thoughts in bullet points. These bullet points are ready to be incorporated into any PowerPoint presentation, with the caveats that said presentation must feature no less than three (3) different scene-to-scene transitions; all title text must be animated using the "spiral" animation; and the "Whoosh" sound effect must be deployed liberally. If you do not have any idea what I am talking about, then you should immediately assume a kneeling position and pray to whatever higher being in which you believe. Your prayer must contain no less than four (4) different expression of gratitude that you are exposed to an unending stream of brain-sucking, communication-skills-eroding PowerPoint presentations.


(title page)
Conan #13

Kurt Busiek's Script

Cary Nord's drawing

Dave Stewart's coloring

(repeat title page, with rating dissolving in after 10 seconds or so)
Conan #13
4 stars


(at this point, there should be a delay while the projector mysteriously switches to a bright blue screen bearing a moderately cryptic "INPUT DEVICE NOT FOUND" message. The room should come to the consensus that the laptop should be re-booted. After the re-boot, the presentation can continue.)


(title page)
B.P.R.D.: The Dead #4

Characterization of Roger and Captain Diamio

Visual Aspects of the Book

Plot, Story, etc

Overall Impression

(repeat title page, with rating sliding in from left or right)
B.P.R.D.: The Dead #4
4 stars

Posted by jdonelson_nyc at March 1, 2005 11:17 AM